As everyone should know by now, this film has almost nothing to do with the classic book. It does have the most bold product placements yet to be seen in cinemas; the first twenty minutes are nothing but adverts.
Couple that with cheap plot devices (the winking), poor action scenes (oh, monkey robots), and predictable outcomes (yes, let’s get a nice long shot of that vital neural net and make sure everyone understands that it runs everything). Poor, poor, poor.