Happenings

Hitchhiker’s Movie Interview

Yes, it’s been quiet here for the last few days. A full random link post will follow shortly (and it will be rather large), but for now I’d like to draw attention to an interview with the HHGG movie writer.

Although, like many fans of the excellent Douglas Adams books, I was apprehensive about the film possibilities, this interview quashes all fears. The film looks like it is in safe hands.

Don’t Forget To Bring A Towel

Via Submit Response comes news that today is Towel Day. Sure the day is almost over, but you can never be too careful with your towelling needs. This one is for the late great Douglas Adams.

Troy

Films billed as epic rarely live up to the hype. It’s hardly surprising then that Troy is fairly terrible. Not absolutely dire, but there is nothing to make the viewer care. Or indeed to make this reviewer give much more than a list of what went wrong:

  • The prologue. Everything important from this introductory text was in the film. Why bother?
  • Battle Scenes. Lacking a certain amount of visceral imagery, a lot of the huge battles looked like swords under the arms affairs (particularly the first beach assault at Troy). It was difficult to get a real sense of scale in most battles.
  • Brad Pitt. Now, many years ago, I thought the boy Pitt was just eye candy for the ladies (no, never confused), but his performances in many films since then have convinced me he is an excellent actor. Why, then, this dire souless performance? Dry, lacking personality, painful.
  • Orlando Bloom. Now, in the short time since he first appeared, I’ve thought that Bloom was talentless. I still do. Who told him he was an actor anyway? He gives the same performance he did in Pirates Of The Caribbean.
  • The direction. Cuts don’t go together properly, lazy use of cityscape panoramas, CG inserts. Trying to be epic for the sake of it, rather than because the material is there to warrant it (not that the Trojan War wasn’t epic, just that this interpretation is far from it).

Eric Bana, however, really showed off how skilled he is; an excellent actor with a bright future. The rest is dead weight.

The Ping Daddy

Those nice people over at Ping-O-Matic have finally set up an XMLRPC interface. If you use any pinging service at all, I implore you to stop and just ping rpc.pingomatic.com. Keep it centralised and simple.

First thing I’ve added to this site in a while.

Why To-Do Lists Are Stupid

Never write a to-do list in public. Almost a year on and I’ve done way less than half of that stuff. The things I have done have largely been the easy ones (although I did sort out that comments business nicely).

Never again.