Things that I found out in roughly the space of a day:
- Bourbon creams (king among biscuits) are better the cheaper they are. A 29p packet outclasses all challengers.
- “That is not a weed – it’s a carrot”, despite looking very weedy.
- A friend (admittedly not an extremely close one, but a friend nonetheless) might end up homeless within a week because of another friends procastination.
- Silent Scope Fortune Hunter might as well be a bank machine. It’s so easy to take money out in small bursts. Repeat enough times and you have a considerable wad of cash.
- If someone says “Yes, we’ll change those account details for you before you get paid”, they really mean “This request will be binned. You’ll have to try again next month”.
- Madeleine Stowe looks somewhat like Cate Blanchett as a blonde in Twelve Monkeys, apparently.
The rest has been removed to protect the innocent.