When I was born: breathing, squirming, crying, making noise, pooing.
When I was 5: starting primary school, Roland Rat, Mask, tab clear, blocks in the hole.
When I was 10: getting along, being the oldest in school, group politics (the effects of Ribena).
When I was 15: girls.
Today, I’m 20: my girlfriend, friends, university, enjoying life.
When I’m 25: …